Rowboy

A real cowboy. The manliest of them all. Usually super punchy with a big ego.

Ty sure is a rowboy.

Rowboy by Berkshire69 March 11, 2020

Columbus Rowboat 

A sexual act in which the arm pit is used to give a hand job to a male partner. The arm swings back and forth like the person administering the job is rowing a boat. Two people receiving can be used to accomplish a full rowboat effect.

"Martha's shaved arm pits sure made for a good Columbus rowboat last night."

Columbus Rowboat by MegatronTitsYEah March 28, 2009

swedish rowboat 

A line of men jerking off the person behind them while yelling, "stroke, stroke, stroke". Colloquial term for a circle jerk but there is one asshole leading the March.

Sorry to interrupt guys, I didn't know the party had turned into a Swedish rowboat.

swedish rowboat by The Vanillist March 3, 2015

Swedish Rowboat 

A sitting person holding a penis in each hand, oar style, and rowing furiously.

Is your mom interested in rowing the Swedish rowboat tonight for Ralph and I?

Swedish Rowboat by BigityBam February 19, 2018

Swedish rowboat 

A group of males texting each other porn and racist memes.

“...I had to fire the guy because he was in a Swedish rowboat in the middle of our meeting”

Swedish rowboat by TurkeyGobblerZ September 11, 2018

rowboatable 

Someone lightweight enough to ride in a rowboat with, esp. on a date.

(i.e. not a fatty.)

Phyllis: Michael, I want to set you up with my friend.
Michael: Hm, what's she like? Is she rowboatable?
Phyllis: What are you asking?
Michael: I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking. Could an average sized rowboat support her without capsizing?
(pause)
Phyllis: No.
(Michael walks away, disgusted)

rowboatable by Jimmy D. April 19, 2008

Bonono Rowboat 

Some very fucked up shit.

dude 1: i just fucked a cat!
dude 2: fucking bonono rowboat, man..

dude 1: i look like a girl but act tough!
dude 2: bonono rowboat.. obv..

dude 1: i think lil wayne is a great rapper!
dude 2: nigga, you be all up on that bonizzle robizzle..

Bonono Rowboat by Knight-Captain Awesomepants April 25, 2011