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the Cobbler effect 

When you leave a movie for a short while, only to come back and not understand the story anymore.
"Damn, I just wanted to go pee and now the Cobbler effect is in full swing."

The Thief and the Cobbler 

An animated movie by Richard Williams (the guy who did the animation on Who Framed Roger Rabbit). He spent nearly 30 years on it only for it to be stolen from him and butchered by the completion bond company.
The Recobbled Cut of The Thief and the Cobbler rules.

checking the cobbler 

Yo dawg u wanna go check the cobbler alittle; I'm checking the cobbler

Going up the cobbler 

A euphemism for a casual sexual liason with a Scottish lass.
I met up with Eric again yesterday. I couldn't see us having serious relationship but we still had a great time going up the cobbler together.

Doing a thief and the cobbler. 

When you are about to cum but it gets butchered by someone coming in
Yeah,I Doing a thief and the cobbler. yesterday

I misspelled it on purpose so I could get it in the example

The Boston Cobbler 

Stretching the womans anus from anal sex, then puking inside of her asshole, then topping it off with jizzing inside also to complete the combo creating the cobbler effect.
I stretched her ass, barfed in it, then jizzed in it.
The boston cobbler at its finest.