Parcel
When an individual chooses not to participate in partying activities and instead chooses to sit down and look boring, effectively dampening the entire party atmosphere.
1. 'Everyone at this house rave is going mental, but not John. He's falling asleep in the corner. He's a f***ing parcel'
2. 'You're just sat there being boring, you're a parcel mate'
3. 'Look at all of these parcels, they can't handle how crazy this club is'
2. 'You're just sat there being boring, you're a parcel mate'
3. 'Look at all of these parcels, they can't handle how crazy this club is'
Parcel by b4sketcase November 12, 2014
Related Words
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Parcel
When an individual chooses not to participate in partying activities and instead chooses to sit down and look boring, effectively dampening the entire party atmosphere.
1. 'Everyone at this house rave is going mental, but not John. He's falling asleep in the corner. He's a f***ing parcel'
2. 'You're just sat there being boring, you're a parcel mate'
3. 'Look at all of these parcels, they can't handle how crazy this club is'
2. 'You're just sat there being boring, you're a parcel mate'
3. 'Look at all of these parcels, they can't handle how crazy this club is'
Parcel by b4sketcase November 12, 2014
Parcel
A derogatory term used to describe someone who acts like a total numpty or alternatively for someone who has consumed a calorie surplus and is clinically obese in other words a fat twat.
Parcel by Shanbamthankumam69 September 22, 2022
Parcel
Parcel: A UK street-slang term used by drug dealers and users to describe a large quantity of drugs, sometimes packaged discreetly to avoid detection. A parcel can range from soft to hard drugs and is often smuggled domestically or internationally, and sometimes even hidden inside a person’s body. The term is frequently used by inner-city county line gangs as a code word to avoid detection by the authorities when discussing drug deals in public or over the phone, especially when transporting drugs from big cities to rural areas.
Lee: Frank, did you hear about that bloke who got five years jail time ? The police were chasing, and he threw a parcel over someone's garden fence the other day, Bruv?
Frank: A parcel? What, was he a dodgy postman or something bruv ?
Lee: No, you muppet! It was a parcel of drugs! A kilo of coke, you Muppet LOL.
Frank: Right get you know bruv LOL.
Frank: A parcel? What, was he a dodgy postman or something bruv ?
Lee: No, you muppet! It was a parcel of drugs! A kilo of coke, you Muppet LOL.
Frank: Right get you know bruv LOL.
Parcel by Jamie Cheese December 3, 2025