Fryer 

A "Fryer" is the best type of person around, he is kind nice and a good chef. If you know someone whose last name is a Fryer your the luckiest person in the world.

That guys nice, he's such a Fryer

Fryer by Cheesy-chick98 February 27, 2019

fryer 

noun- Any type of machine gun. An Uzi is a good example.

My closet is full of all types of fryers

fryer by Kish Charles April 13, 2005

fryer leavin's 

The randomly shaped bits of crunchiness that suddenly appear at the bottom of your french fry bag, or other fried goodness. Most of the time you are unsure if it is actual fry particles or mystery crunch. They can have a large variation in size, texture, taste and content. Variation can appear between morning (breakfast) and evening.

Dude, you got more fryer leavin's than french fries in your bag.

Your fryer leavin' looks like Mary holding the Baby Jesus, let's sell it on E-bay!

Can I get some extra fryer leavin's with my fries?

fryer leavin's by Alyson Clair April 3, 2009

Fryer classic 

where you take a FAT LUMPY shit on the bathroom tiles, then poke your finger into the human feces and lick it off like a lollipop, then leave it there for the fermented aroma to lurk around the house

mum -"whats that filthy stench coming from the bog room?"
son -"sorry bout that, did a fryer classic earlier on for the boys on discord, tasted scrumptious though..."

Fryer classic by Vizify January 29, 2020

Fryer pan hair 

Hair that is excessively greasy. it looks like this person hasn't showered in weeks.

John: Hey look at Fred's hair...
Jake: Yeah, he's got that Fryer pan hair

Fryer pan hair by Tuhmos with a U March 5, 2011

Fryer tuck 

When one shits ones pants in an official setting

. Wedding

. Bar mitzvah
. Ashes test series

Bryan you will never guess what happened to Nigel at his daughter’s wedding.

He did a fryer tuck in a rented suit

Fryer tuck by DD Chocolate homunculus August 23, 2022

Fryer Out 

Act of agreeing to do something fun with the guys (usually involves the strip club), then backing out at the last minute citing a vague excuse, when in reality his girlfriend has both cock blocked and pussy whiped him into hanging out with her. She'll usually make him do something lame like watch a Julia Roberts movie, hang out with her friends drinking coffee or watch TV in the basement.

Hey guys, we ready to hit the strip club? Good, hey wait, where's Pete? Ah hell no, hes gonna Fryer out on us.

Fryer Out by RonJeremy July 22, 2008