safley 

When a guy has difficulty getting his stream going while others are nearby. Sometimes rolling, sniffing and eating boogers can reduce the tension and allow for a steady stream. When this condition occurs and is overcome the legs may begin to spontaneously girate.

Can also be cause by fear that someone might see your little stack of wrinkles.

"Come on you Safley, prime that pump so we can fish"

safley by Woody Duckersmith August 3, 2006

Safley 

(n.)A gaggletoothed metal mouth semi-human male known for it's enormous man breasts. (v.) 1. to completely fail in the art of attracting a female 2. to perform an act in a foolish and utterly stupid manner (adj.) used to describe someone who speaks entirely too much about other people's moms

Don't pull a Safley. Safley's man nip just poked out my left eye.

Safley by King Pimp the 2nd July 16, 2008

sailey 

hopeless romantic that will take your left over man.... disgusting dirty ass female that likes sex no man will ever take seriously.

sailey sooo disgusting she probably give you cooties

sailey by pocapseu October 24, 2020

Sarley 

The study of partying.
Paying more attention to parties than school.
Not showing up to school because of last night.

A: ay bro wanna come to the library this Thursday night?

B: sorry can’t, have to study that Sarley and probably won’t be at school on Friday.

Sarley by Study that sarley August 17, 2019

safeya 

safeya is a very hot female and she attracts lots of guys, but she is only attracted to the hottest. she has great style, amazing hair and the most beautifull eyes. one of her biggest qualities is her ability on stage. she is an amazing singer, dancer and actor. no matter what she wil always steal the show. she will most probably be the bestest friend you will ever have, so make sure to value her. She has a great taste in music and is always humming to the newest hit.

Tom: dude who is that girl? She's beautiful and is such a great singer!! Wow

Ben: yeah man! That's safeya! she stole my heart the minute I saw her! But I love her not only for her looks, but her personality!! She is beinng defined!!

safeya by Hannahmeuso August 17, 2017

safey 

Safey – where selfies meet safety. A safey involves taking a picture of yourself participating in fun outdoor activities, while ‘playing it safe’.

Common activities undertaken while posing for a safey include: boating, kayaking, swimming, biking, hiking and jetskiing.

The tag #safey is associated with these photographs and are frequently followed with similar terms #slipslopslap, #playitsafe and #safetyfirst.

Warning: Sharing your safey online could lead to viewers experiencing serious fomo.

“Man, that’s a cracker safey!”
“You think so? My life jacket does look pretty swagger, and I like the added touch of zinc.”
OR
“We look SO good in our sun hats and life jackets, and this SPF50+ is giving me that effortless dewy look. This is some serious safey material!”

safey by WaterForLife July 23, 2016

Safeysh 

Anything and everything negative.

Safeysh shit eh eii

Safeysh by Yourgirlfriendlooklikemymom January 5, 2022