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Meat Musket

The act of loading your penis like a musket. Pour the powder in, insert paper and small projectile, ram down shaft with rod (remember to lick clean after) and squeezing your balls to fire.
Bro a guy just broke into my house lucky I had the meat musket preloaded! He folded like a omelette after I launched that frozen pea through his face at Mach 7
Meat Musket by Real life hacks November 10, 2025

clogged meat musket 

When there's a little bit of something stuck in your penis so when you cum it feels like a testicle just exploded.
Person 1: Hey man wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.

Mississippi meat musket

When hunting deer or wild hog. One humps the dead animal to near climax then stops and returns home to finish in the first relative they come in contact with.
Man I gave sis the ol Mississippi meat musket and uncle daddy hasn't let off it since.