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A person who comically stumbles among others and or themselves where they proceed to say some ridiculous reptilian phrases and references to reptilian culture whilst falling amidst the air, generated by a pneumatic machine. These people usually have dyed hair, wear glasses, are below the height of 5'0, and have specific skills in sexually punching mirrors but anyone can be deemed the term.
There's this creep in class, he always trips on his own shoes in places where the air is different but I just don't get what's with the reptilian stuff, shit's confusing. What is he? Oh, a clumato.
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Cumatorium 

A woman's snatch, pussy, vajayjay when filled by the cum of multiple male partners, one after the other, in an orgy.
Gary let all his buddies bang the shit out of his girlfriend Mindy. They turned her pussy into a cumatorium before the night was over. She hobbled around sore for a week but loved every minute of it.
Cumatorium by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009

clamato juice 

those vamps are drinking their clamato juice again
clamato juice by emboo7 April 4, 2009

clamato rimmer 

When you rim so hard that it bleeds.
Jerry was so hot, I couldn't help myself and I gave him a clamato rimmer.
clamato rimmer by Lorden January 2, 2008

cumatose 

A person in a severe state of exhaustion after a lengthy sexual encounter. People in a cumatose state will typically lay very still and be very quiet.
After he came for the third time that night while making out with his girlfriend, he lay there beside her in a cumatose state.
cumatose by Dangerman January 2, 2009

cumatose 

noun- The deep sleep you fall into after you cum
He fucked me into a deep cumatose
cumatose by purduehockey July 25, 2011

London Clamato 

The act of tonguing the woman’s mudflaps and collecting the menstrual discharge while filling your cheeks like a chipmunk and swapping it into your partner’s mouth.
"Before I knew it, Stacey and I were splitting a good old London Clamato."
London Clamato by Belchkins October 26, 2009