tffti
Ian always throws a big New Years party with an exclusive guest list, so I think Catherine is going tffti. Maybe she will get us in.
tffti by titte sucker 69420 April 22, 2018
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taftie
A current student or graduate of the Taft School in Watertown, CT. A member of the long line of the biggest and the best preps, a Taftie hates Hotchkiss, loves frisbee golf, hockey players, and sweet lax, and fondly remembers smoking in the vents, drinking in their closet, skipping Morning Meeting to eat breakfast at the Jig, and going to the scene.
Once a Taftie, always a Taftie.
tftib
1. When your friends or family go out, and they post pictures on Facebook or Instagram, but you don't seem to be in any of them. And you realize, you weren't invited.
You say, "thanks for the invite, bitches." Or just, "tftib." The "b" can also stand for the singular word, "bitch."
This is a variant of "tfti" that is to be used when you were bored at home the whole day and would have liked to do something nice because it is summer. And you would normally be ok when people don't invite you because you're independent like that, but this time, you're not happy. Because you really wanted to go out, have fun, and sing "Call Me Maybe" and One Direction in the car.
2. Same as above, but you aren't sarcastic this time. That's because you would rather go to an American Idol audition, wait for 6 hours, and be humiliated rather than hanging out with losers who can't please you even if they tried.
You say, "thanks for the invite, bitches." Or just, "tftib." The "b" can also stand for the singular word, "bitch."
This is a variant of "tfti" that is to be used when you were bored at home the whole day and would have liked to do something nice because it is summer. And you would normally be ok when people don't invite you because you're independent like that, but this time, you're not happy. Because you really wanted to go out, have fun, and sing "Call Me Maybe" and One Direction in the car.
2. Same as above, but you aren't sarcastic this time. That's because you would rather go to an American Idol audition, wait for 6 hours, and be humiliated rather than hanging out with losers who can't please you even if they tried.
1. Madelle updated her status: "Looking for Megatron at Lake Mead."
Lemuel commented: "tftib"
Lorna: "I'm so sore. I went kickboxing yesterday."
Lemuel: "tftib"
Juan: "I went rock climbing with a girl yesterday."
Lemuel: "And you had sex after? Well, tftib!"
2. Madelle: "Me, Mark, Brian, and Crista are going to get sushi later. Wanna come?"
Lemuel: "Oh, Brian? I'm busy, but tftib."
Angy: "Let's go to bdubs and watch the Spurs game."
Lemuel: "Uhm, I have a family emergency. Tftib."
Lemuel commented: "tftib"
Lorna: "I'm so sore. I went kickboxing yesterday."
Lemuel: "tftib"
Juan: "I went rock climbing with a girl yesterday."
Lemuel: "And you had sex after? Well, tftib!"
2. Madelle: "Me, Mark, Brian, and Crista are going to get sushi later. Wanna come?"
Lemuel: "Oh, Brian? I'm busy, but tftib."
Angy: "Let's go to bdubs and watch the Spurs game."
Lemuel: "Uhm, I have a family emergency. Tftib."
tftib by SnitchSeekaHarry June 8, 2013
Teffting
An act of recreational fun where a person takes off their pants and underwear, does a handstand on a near-by wall and shits explosive diarrhea into the air, causing it to rain down one's body like a chocolate dessert fountain.
"Wow. That party last night was insane. Did you hear Travis got caught teffting in the bathroom?"
"What? Seriously?"
"Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing."
"What? Seriously?"
"Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing."
Teffting by NotSamButPaulInstead October 15, 2016
tfti
an acronym for Thanks For The Invite, usually used when a bunch of your buddies go out and they dont think to invite you
Teffting
Any form of accidental bowel movement, while in the process of performing any job, task, or activity.
Teffting by Motocrossjones06 October 19, 2016
taftie
the coolest, preppiest, best looking kind of kid there is. This person is lucky enough to attend the hottest new england prep scool and hate on ugly, dumb hotchkiss kids twenty four seven. These kids get drunk nightly, stashing bottles of grey goose in sock drawers and smoke weed on the Taft gold course. Tafties have the best place for hookups, they have sex in dorms, the library, hockey rink and sometimes sqaush courts. You know you wish you went here. Good luck getting in, because this place is for the ELITE.
Hotchkiss Kid: Ugh you're a Taftie? Lucky...I hear you guys have shitloads of fun
Taftie: Yeah suck it.
Taftie: Yeah suck it.
taftie by KrizzlemyNizzle April 20, 2008