intruxicated 

adj.

1. to be so drunk that you could be hit by a truck and not notice

2. to be so drunk that you may as well have been hit by a truck

Dude, I don't remember what happened last night -- I was totally intruxicated.

intruxicated by VitaRose December 3, 2007

intexicated

texting drunk

look at the message biff sent me, he must be intexicated:
meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf

intexicated by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

dialing while intoxicated 

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.

I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

dialing while intoxicated by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

intoxicated chicken fucker 

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!

"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"

intoxicated chicken fucker by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008

Intricated

To intricate someone; to bring people on board or to get them onside with an idea or a proposal or an initiative of some type by getting them intricated into the process bit by bit, almost without their noticing that they are making a commitment.

When a group was trying to Bring Back the Ottawa Senators in 1990, a team that had not played in the National Hockey League for nearly 60 years, one of their key advisers, former US Attorney General, Elliot Richardson (now deceased) said: "First we'll get the League’s Board of Governors intricated then we'll get the (expansion) franchise!"

Intricated by Prof Bruce March 5, 2009

IntAUXicated 

When the music takes over and all your anxiety, cares melt away

Shay was immediately intAUXicated when her favorite song came on after a terrible day

IntAUXicated by Bonk Monkey September 5, 2020

rim soft INTOXICATED 

meaning "I'm sort of intoxicated" in drunk-speak

"rim soft INTOXICATED" said the drunk friend
"oh shit, not again"

rim soft INTOXICATED by Iaccidentallydroppedmyvagina February 9, 2012