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Panophobia 

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

Zacphobia 

The fear of Zac Genie, a guy who groomed 15 year old boys and is a crybaby all because he got called out.
Zac scares the shit out of me, Zacphobia at it's finest.
Zacphobia by tq.phoenyx.o March 1, 2022

Zenophobic 

1.(n or adj.) A common mispelling of Xenophobic, which is the fear of foreigner(s).

Pronounciation:
zeh-nO-phO-bik
Texter 1: Hey dude, wanna go hang out with Muhammed at the ice rink?

Texter 2: No way, that guy gives me the creeps 'cause I'm zenophobic.

Texter 1: Don't you mean Xenophobic?

Texter 2: Oh yeah. Whatever.
Zenophobic by Colin E. July 5, 2006

Zaynophobia 

Fear of the absence of anybody called Zay, namely knowing that s/he is not going to be able to be in attendance for a particular event/time.

This condition is common in people who are close friends with Zay. This, like all fears/phobias, is irrational, as Zay will always be with you in spirit.
Person 1: "I'm having my recital this Friday, I hope Zay can come."
Person 2: "I don't think she can, I think she has an exam that day"
Person 1: "Damn, talk about your Zaynophobia".
Zaynophobia by FounderEffect October 14, 2011

Zelophobia 

An Extreme Fear Of Jealous Or Intense Emotion.
Elizabeth signed off myspace because she has Zelophobia and some girl was flirting with her boyfriend.
Zelophobia by Vandalised Love March 8, 2008

zornophobia 

Fear of opening up the Chicago Tribune and reading another lame editorial by Eric Zorn, who often merely cuts and pastes other writer's editorials and passes it off as solid journalism.
The Chicago Tribune began to lose thousands of readers in August, the cause of which was attributed to zornophobia.
zornophobia by JonathanWinters August 22, 2011