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Zaynophobia 

Fear of the absence of anybody called Zay, namely knowing that s/he is not going to be able to be in attendance for a particular event/time.

This condition is common in people who are close friends with Zay. This, like all fears/phobias, is irrational, as Zay will always be with you in spirit.
Person 1: "I'm having my recital this Friday, I hope Zay can come."
Person 2: "I don't think she can, I think she has an exam that day"
Person 1: "Damn, talk about your Zaynophobia".
Zaynophobia by FounderEffect October 14, 2011
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Zanophobia 

Usually a male who makes you feel special. He makes you feel like you are the only girl in his life, when really he is trying to use you and then throw you out and get another female to use.
Yo that guy has been with so many girls lattely, yeah he has zanophobia
Zanophobia by Ashley Tew February 5, 2019

zornophobia 

Fear of opening up the Chicago Tribune and reading another lame editorial by Eric Zorn, who often merely cuts and pastes other writer's editorials and passes it off as solid journalism.
The Chicago Tribune began to lose thousands of readers in August, the cause of which was attributed to zornophobia.
zornophobia by JonathanWinters August 22, 2011

zarkophobia 

zarkophobia is the irrational fear of anyone with the name zarko or the fear of the name itself, be it on a social media platform or in real life.
I dunno man, his discord name spooks me, I think i have zarkophobia.
zarkophobia by zarkology November 10, 2020

Zenophobia 

The inability to calmly reflect on bogus news.
'No, we don't pay the fuckin' EU £350M a week to regulate the curve of our bananas - so that is no reason to ruin our children's future by leaving the EU - calm down, now is not the time for tabloid induced zenophobia.'
Zenophobia by Cheese-Mogg September 19, 2021

Zionophobia 

Having or showing a dislike towards settler colonialism, imperial conquest, and/or genocide.
Zionophobia be damned, I love seeing people get murdered
Zionophobia by Canary Commission December 2, 2021

zenophobia 

Zenophobia is a fear of suncream.
I am scared of suncream and therefore I have Zenophobia.
zenophobia by Alex Koban November 10, 2007