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Controlster

1)A comptroller that doesn’t believe in separation of duties.

2)A person that has to control everything!
Excuse me boss, this is my kingdom and I’m the ruler of this roost. I don’ts need separation of duties. I’m a Controlster!
Controlster by Johnny B OX January 9, 2022

Contramercial 

When an event or decision appears controversial, but is in fact done purely for commercial gain.
"A pair of twins won the Miss America contest this year."
"Contramercial."
Contramercial by Bec Whish March 12, 2008

Contrasturbation 

A portmanteau word, comprised of words "contrast" and "masturbation". The word means to give way more value/relevance to different things, just because of their contrastful nature. The contrast may show itself in many ways, such as opinions which go against "the norm", or even drawing something cute as "badass". It is a phenomenon typically occuring in art, but also within perceptions of people.
-Mark is always talking about how everybody should throw away their money and live in the wild. What do you think got into him?
-Contrasturbation. That's what got into him.

Contrasturbation 

A portmanteau word, comprised of words "contrast" and "masturbation". The word means to give way more value/relevance to different things, just because of their contrastful nature. The contrast may show itself in many ways, such as opinions which go against "the norm", or even drawing something cute as "badass". It is a phenomenon typically occuring in art, but also within perceptions of people.
-Mark is always talking about how everybody should throw away their money and live in the wild. What do you think got into him?
-Contrasturbation. That's what got into him.

Contrastep

The brief moment when two people walking toward each other move to the same side simultaneously, unintentionally mirroring each other's step.
He were walking towards each other and had a contrastep for a brief moment.
Contrastep by Triyan December 6, 2025