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Alonement 

Alonement: that feeling you get when you start to believe you were just meant to be alone, and you're kinda okay with it, because you know you're abit weird, and the relationships you've been in before have been very hard and sometimes abusive, so maybe this will be the best way for you to enjoy life. Live strong little one
My alonement is really making itself known.

I'm really feeling my alonement.

I've become lost in my alonement.

Is alonement even a good new word? Idk.
Alonement by Betacuck June 2, 2018
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Alonement 

The punishment of sins by self-imposed solitary confinement; alone + atonement = alonement
I was like, really naughty, but the alonement I did last weekend to make up for it sucked.
Alonement by Evil_Geoff March 24, 2007

ginger alement 

Any common sickness for which the household 'cure' is ginger ale is known as a ginger alement.
After a few hours of the heaves I have finally graduated to a ginger alement, since I can now keep down liquids.

aforementioned 

Referring to something spoken about it an earlier statement.
The aforementioned book has been out of print since 1835
aforementioned by Cassidy Peterson January 20, 2004

tip atonement

The superficial, overgratuitous, and "too little too late" speech that comes at the end of a poorly serviced restaurant meal from a neglegent waitress in the hopes that she might still get a tip.
Waitress: "why THANK you SO MUCH for honoring us with your visit tonight!! Is there ANYTHING else I can get for you? ANYTHING at all? Do you just want a bill? I've got it right here. Thank you SO MUCH!"

Customer: "Um, how about the two cokes we asked for a half an hour ago while you were in the back picking your nose? God you're a stupid bitch. I'm not giving you a tip for that shitty tip atonement."
tip atonement by Scottee Mac January 8, 2006

Atonement Academy

Person 1: hey what middle school did you go to?
Person 2: Atonement Academy
Person 1: what the fuck is that
Atonement Academy by WBB c April 10, 2019

aloneminati 

people claiming to possess special enlightenment or knowledge of something whenever they are alone, Being alone does not have to be lonely
Aloneminati is my name when i am in a room full of idiots or fools
aloneminati by @DArmyAlone June 19, 2017