Fuck fest

A fuck fest is what happens in a new, intimate relationship which includes days of sex, usually of the 'I just met you sex vs. make love' sex. At the end of a fuck fest, you appear jacked up, with messy hair, coconut oil everywhere, starving, but happy.

What did you do this weekend? Your hair is a floppy mess...
"Oh had a fuck fest... new BF"
Ah... got it.

Fuck fest by Funny Moms May 27, 2016

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fuck fest

A sexual marathon involving two or more people. Generally involves more than one partner.

Man! I was banged twenty women last night. It was a total "fuck fest"!

fuck fest by Champ February 21, 2002

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fuck fest

A massive orgy that generally includes more than 5 "couples".

Did you enjoy the fuck fest at the party last night?

fuck fest by Xyrus November 13, 2003

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fuck fest

When you and some friend(s) are ahnging out and you start saying the f-bomb in every sentance.

Suzy:"I swear to fucking god, the fucker was so fucking annoying, all up in my fucking face! I mean what the fuck."
Yazmyn:"Dude, are we having a fucking fuck fest?"
Suzy:"Fuck yea!"

fuck fest by Katyroo February 4, 2009