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Person that Joe and Accounts Payable do not like. EPACS reach out to resorts in Split Rock.
The EPAC dutifully called the resort in Split Rock, regardless of Joe or APs nagging disdain.
EPAC by BirdTheWird September 15, 2020
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Premature Epackulation 

Packing the car before you realize there are many more items that you need to take.
I suffered from severe premature epackulation this trip when I thought I’d be able to see out the back window on our vacation for the first time in years. My dreams were crushed when I saw my wife wheeling out 3 large suitcases and I had to unpack the entire car and start my car Tetris game over.
Pronunciation (Epish)

1. A product that is sold expensively but manufactured cheaply.

2. To scam somebody

Verb : Epaching

Past Tense Verb : Epashed
Plural verb or noun : Epashes
1. I am not buying from epache!
2. They’re totally epaching us

3. Gucci epaches their buyers. Bags from them cost pennies to make.

4. We got epached!
Epache by Nutcracker ;) July 16, 2025

Premature Epackulation 

A disease that plagues millions of FIFA Ultimate Team players each year. Relates to opening FIFA Ultimate Team packs prematurely prior to an upcoming promo.
Twitch user: "Zwe you should save those cracked packs for Ultimate TOTS." Zwebackhd: "Sorry bro but I suffer from premature epackulation, so it is physically impossible to save these packs for more 15 minutes or else I will combust."

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026