epac

A threat used by school principals to sack teaching staff.

If you put that Christmas tree up I will epac you.

epac by DannyWilsonDanny December 19, 2019

EPAC

Person that Joe and Accounts Payable do not like. EPACS reach out to resorts in Split Rock.

The EPAC dutifully called the resort in Split Rock, regardless of Joe or APs nagging disdain.

EPAC by BirdTheWird September 15, 2020

Premature Epackulation 

Packing the car before you realize there are many more items that you need to take.

I suffered from severe premature epackulation this trip when I thought I’d be able to see out the back window on our vacation for the first time in years. My dreams were crushed when I saw my wife wheeling out 3 large suitcases and I had to unpack the entire car and start my car Tetris game over.

Premature Epackulation by Sleepy Weaz March 29, 2021

Epache 

Pronunciation (Epish)

1. A product that is sold expensively but manufactured cheaply.

2. To scam somebody

Verb : Epaching

Past Tense Verb : Epashed
Plural verb or noun : Epashes

1. I am not buying from epache!
2. They’re totally epaching us

3. Gucci epaches their buyers. Bags from them cost pennies to make.

4. We got epached!

Epache by Nutcracker ;) July 16, 2025

Premature Epackulation 

A disease that plagues millions of FIFA Ultimate Team players each year. Relates to opening FIFA Ultimate Team packs prematurely prior to an upcoming promo.

Twitch user: "Zwe you should save those cracked packs for Ultimate TOTS." Zwebackhd: "Sorry bro but I suffer from premature epackulation, so it is physically impossible to save these packs for more 15 minutes or else I will combust."

Premature Epackulation by gmenrock May 21, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020