Koonzie 

Short for a coon and a white girl that can't stop drinking tea and has a love/hate relationship with Mexicans. Typically has long brown hair and laughs hysterically at everything. Also likes to say "fuck you", and hates everything on a daily basis. Her life is very interesting.

That girl is such a koonzie.

Koonzie by beean October 25, 2016

dong koozie 

1. A vagina, anus, or mouth as used in intercourse.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.

"I thought Rupert was mine first, not some multigenerational family dong koozie." -Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, "The Talented Mr. Stewie"

dong koozie by zombiewizard45 November 15, 2021

ghetto koozie

Thin brown paper covering, usually given away when purchasing single beers or malt liquor at convenience stores. Not shown to actually keep the product cold, but does serve to absorb condensation from the exterior of the can or bottle. Also know as a small brown paper bag.

Store clerk: Would you like me to put that Steel Reserve 211 in a bag?

Crackhead: No, thanks, sir. I will however take one of the free ghetto koozies that you normally give me.

ghetto koozie by Steven Faye Castro-Valdez May 14, 2006

Chicago Koozie 

This fantastic move requires you be close to ejaculation. On the verge of climax, you stick an empty Red Solo cup in the girl's pussy when she's lying on her back. Blow your load into the cup. (Be sure not to spill). Pull her legs up on your shoulders and make your undeveloped children seep down her pubic area, down her stomach, and into her mouth if you have miraculous accuracy.

Lay down bitch, here comes the Chicago Koozie.

Chicago Koozie by Djaylovessteven March 20, 2014

koozie 

A cylindrical insulator for beer can and beer bottles (it probably also works with other beverages in aluminum cans or glass bottles). Usually made from foam and cloth and sold at convenience stores.
(alt spellilng coozie)

Wow, this koozie is keeping my beer cold and my hand warm at the same time.

koozie by emily December 14, 2004

koonkie 

A hot, sexy girl

Damn, check out that koonkie o'er thur. She's bangin.

koonkie by lil' zizzle June 28, 2004

Koozie queef 

The sound made when a Negra Modelo bottle is forced into a standard size beer koozie.

That wasn't me. It was a koozie queef.

Koozie queef by JabboDog May 3, 2014