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Humphrey 

Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.
"Come on Humphrey...pass it then you can keep talking."
Humphrey by Jenn Regan July 6, 2006

Humphrey 

A unique and versatile word to describe male genitals, suspicious packages from Big Sausage Pizza, and cockerels.
“Uh-oh! My humphrey is hard again.”
“Wtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.”
“I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”
Humphrey by sodium!! December 12, 2019

Humphrey 

You heard the myth right..HE IS THE MAN. THE LEGEND ... Just dont take the pith..
That man humphrey..
Humphrey by Jessicaadele March 2, 2018

humphrey  

a whore
a person who humps for free
a person who goes out w/ ppl, and makes love to them after their first date
a blond bitch
cunt
a bj giveaway
"look at humphrey go"
"that fuckin humphrey just screwed him after 3 days"
" i wanna fuck that humphrey"
humphrey by anal rape March 11, 2008

Humphrey 

The guy from almost famous on hobowars that tells everyone the meaning of their name in the urban dictionary

Everyone loves him though, we want his children
Humphrey -
1. stigs
A fat, lazy, Puerto Rican teacher/cop/lacrosse coach. Known to be a complete retard and sleeps with his mother

how does this make you feel about your name, this is from urban dictionary?


Humphery -
sue: a sexy lady with huge titties that loves to have sex all the time, nice fat ass, and likes to do it in her jacuzzi tub

wierd, it says nothing about kissing for a bathroom break
Humphrey by Sonicsue July 1, 2008

Humphrey 

Humphrey is used to describe any unusual birth mark or freckle on sum1's face. It cant be sum1 with lots of freckles. Its just ONE freckle or birth mark on the face that catches ur attention and is really ugly. There is also a trisex humphrey which is wen sum1 has 3 humphreys that make a triangle on the side of their face.
Wow that humphrey on SB's face is mad anoying. I just want to chop that shit off.
Humphrey by bobby apple November 30, 2005