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To vomit, specifically somewhere it is least wanted.
I can't believe that guy yorked in my closet.
York by senor_awesome September 21, 2009
York - to vomit suddenly with vigorous convulsions. The most uncomfortable way to throw up.
That leftover tuna salad made me york so hard my neighbors called an ambulance.
York by randywalrus January 10, 2012
York, Yorked, Yorking- to get food, drink, or any other unwanted substance on your clothing

As a child I had a habit of constantly getting food, drink, or other substances on my clothing. My family decided to declare anytime that someone got an unwanted substance on their clothing it would be called york, yorked, or yorking yourself.
Oh, man I yorked myself,

Dude, you yorked yourself.

Oh baby, that was great but you yorked all over my clothing.

You need to stop yorking yourself.

Did you york yourself?
york by Governor Washington August 13, 2010
Slang first used in boring parts of Massachusetts. The state of squirting liquid out of one's mouth or nose, due to great fits of laughter.
Yesterday while I was drinking my juice box, Emily said something wicked funny and made me york!
York by eMiLyM842 July 23, 2003
Hates life and people and has an inability to think of things other than the negatives. These people are horrible to be around and will suck all the happiness out of you. Tall and gangly, Yorks sulk around the streets carrying with them an air of social dissent.
Who invited that york, he's going to ruin the party!
York by Blahah June 18, 2006
The stupidest nigga that you will ever meet. I want you to think of retarded and then multiply by 20 and that is what York is. This man has literally earned the nickname "Sped" so you know this dude fucked up. Everyone who interacts with this guy on a daily basis is perplexed by how someone can be this fucking stupid. His mental capacity is very low so you have to be aware enough to make sure you don't overload his brain with information at any given moment so he can still function somewhat normally. As Noah often says, York's goal when he wakes up everyday should be to prove to all of us that he is not retarded.
Ray Naker: Yo York, what are your thoughts on gun control, you have any possible solutions?
York: What they should do is get everybody is gun and give it all to the police and whenever they want to use it they will ask and they can get it for certain amount time
Ray Naker: Yo wtf?
York: Does that make sense?
York by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020