CHP 

California Highway Patrol

the largest highway patrol organization in the world. with a VHF radio network that kicks LAPDs ass.

The CHP practicly owns the 42 MHz band, i can hear them in Virginia with high-skip days.

CHP by IrishRepublicanArmy October 28, 2003

CHP 

California Highway Patrol

Fucking lazy bastards who slow traffic down for no reason.
This breed of cop likes to ticket people just driving to work, rather than catching the truly reckless drivers.
One of the reasons cops are called pigs.

Guy1: Why are you late?
Guy2: Some asshole CHP gave me a speeding ticket.

CHP by naknumm August 29, 2007

CHP 

Cock, headed, pussy, a stupid or crazy person.

You a CHP for that

CHP by Da💩 September 29, 2018

CHP 

Acronym for "Come Here Please"

See Tramp Stamp

A tattoo on a woman's back just above her ass. Commonly used for target practice by whatever guy just pulled out of her from behind.

See that 40 year old with the droopy ass? Her CHP is halfway down her crack.

CHP by W0NK0 the sane December 25, 2007

CHP 

CHP creamy hot potatoes

Mashed CHP and spring onions are called champ in Ireland

CHP by St. Ias October 3, 2005

chp 

clitoral hood piercing

when you pierce the outside of your awesome thing you get a chp

ryan: Gina has a chp
tod: How do you know
ryan: becuase i hit that

chp by ceci 84 May 1, 2006

CHP 

craves her partnership

My friend lost his heart to a young woman recently and he chp

CHP by CriostoirHulme September 2, 2005