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California Highway Patrol

Fucking lazy bastards who slow traffic down for no reason.
This breed of cop likes to ticket people just driving to work, rather than catching the truly reckless drivers.
One of the reasons cops are called pigs.
Guy1: Why are you late?
Guy2: Some asshole CHP gave me a speeding ticket.
CHP by naknumm August 29, 2007
Related Words
Cock, headed, pussy, a stupid or crazy person.
You a CHP for that
CHP by Da💩 September 29, 2018
Acronym for "Come Here Please"

See Tramp Stamp

A tattoo on a woman's back just above her ass. Commonly used for target practice by whatever guy just pulled out of her from behind.
See that 40 year old with the droopy ass? Her CHP is halfway down her crack.
CHP by W0NK0 the sane December 25, 2007
Mashed CHP and spring onions are called champ in Ireland
CHP by St. Ias October 3, 2005
when you pierce the outside of your awesome thing you get a chp

ryan: Gina has a chp
tod: How do you know
ryan: becuase i hit that
chp by ceci 84 May 1, 2006
craves her partnership
My friend lost his heart to a young woman recently and he chp
CHP by CriostoirHulme September 2, 2005