TJ's 

The place in downtown Patchogue, NY, to buy the best damn heros ever made.

"Phil is a pussy; he can't even finish a pizza hero from TJ's".

"Oh man, TJ's heros are on plates today! Hell yea!"

TJ's by JAdamz September 25, 2006

TJ's 

An Irish Bar/Restaurant mainly populated by actors, directors, stage managers, designers, and professors from Pace University. If you do not know who Tommy and Kat are, there are free drinks at Hooks.

A: Are we headed to TJ's after rehearsal tonight?

B: Are you stupid? We're headed to TJ's after rehearsal every night!

TJ's by alcoholic_actor_chillin November 13, 2010

TJ's 

Short for Trader Joe's.

Zoete: I'm out of wheat grass juice, can you go to TJ's to get some more?
Kyle: Why don't you get off your lazy hipster ass and go to TJ's to get your own fucking wheat grass juice!

TJ's by BlazeBlue999 July 4, 2019

Tj's 

Where the young un's of newport go to learn how to be cool, only to find how utterly pathetic they are when they go anywhere else.

"Let's go to TJ's! I've got 2 quid and a Slipknot hoodie"

Tj's by Anonymous March 27, 2003

TJ's 

A gathering for individuals who have not yet matured. Mostly hard, angry goths/death metal entusiasts and other otherworldly beings who sport cutsey icckle Sesame Street accessories.

"I want destruction and death on the world. Where's my Hello Kitty handbag mummy? I'm off to TJ's."

TJ's by Gavyn August 24, 2004

Tj's 

a punk rock venue where many legendary bands have played including, rancid, bad brains, naked raygun, husker du, misfits etc. only let down by friday nights

"fucking hell they play shit music on friday nights dont they"

Tj's by punk rocker March 27, 2003

TJ's 

Nice junk food. Sometimes pisses me off when they dont deliver that fine shit.

Erm tjs? i told u i wanted da small fries bitch!

TJ's by lets go straight to da motherfuckin source and see wot we can find May 1, 2005