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walked on water 

A general term that means "impossible". Connected with a Bible depiction of Jesus walking on water
"Dude, an autistic kid just walked on water..."

"How?"

"They decoded FBI Code Mercury, ISTG that autistic is a savant"
walked on water by BlueyBro5842 April 27, 2021

He Walked On Water

He wore starched white shirts buttoned at the neck
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water

walked in on 

to go into a room and see what someone is doing, when they did not want to be seen
Mom just walked in on me when I nutted all over Rachel's face .... awks
walked in on by dngrsgurlx June 25, 2017

wacked on dank 

a word used in a parenting book referring to there child being high.
mom: billy are you wacked on dank?!?!
billy: nah mah what chu talking about
wacked on dank by bler May 5, 2008

on waleed 

A substitute for on God or ong for people that do not wish to curse at God.
“only thing i like about family reunions is seeing my fave cousin”
“LMFAOOOOOO on waleed 😭💯”
on waleed by notremaine April 7, 2020

The one-walled paint job 

The act of one plastering a fat nut across a bulletin board.
"Did you hear about Jake? The one-walled paint job in the front of class was made by him!"