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Mike Raupinis 

An alternative pronunciation of "micro penis," often used in public for subtlety. If you're reading this, you have one.
You have a Mike Raupinis. Boom, roasted.

Mike Ramsey 

A dude who sucks his homie Braden off in a bathroom. He is fond of calling people at work and being a faggot.
"Hey Chad! These two idiots are Mike Ramseying in the handicapped stall!"

Mike Rowe 

When a group of guys go out to a bar and pickup a group of girls. There is one hideous chick in the group, but in order for all the guys to get some action one of them must hook up with her. He is nominated "Mike Rowe" due to the host of "Dirty Jobs".
Jerry: "Hey ladies, let's go back to my house on the beach and get naked!"
TJ (whisper to Phil): "Phil, your turn to get the nasty one, I was Mike Rowe last weekend."
Phil: "Damn...alright, it's a "Dirty Job", but someone's got to take one for the team."
Mike Rowe by JacknRochNY February 28, 2009

Mike Ross 

One of the greatest professional Street Fighter players in the world. He is known for playing the character "E. Honda" in Street Fighter 4. He's also appeared in "The Excellent Adventures of Mike Ross and Gootecks" and his own feature Documentary coming out in Spring 2011. Also goes by the name Mike "Mike Ross" Ross.
Mike Ross by DrPringles April 26, 2011

mike ruby 

the biggest tit rod anyone has ever met. he'll fuck your day up more than anyone else in the world. he thinks he's sexy but he has man tits and a peach on his arm. if you see him, fuck his day up and piss on his tits!
TITS, i just met mike ruby. he has man tits!
mike ruby by titrod2144 December 17, 2009

Mike Russell 

A gay guy who watches anime, talks to 50 year old Egyptian men, and denies his sexuality
"Did you see Mike Russell's arms?"
Mike Russell by PoopFaceBomb May 26, 2017