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Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.
Related Words
On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.
"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."
Joeled by MichaelJCaboose December 19, 2014

Vinesauce Joel 

A Swedish streamer whos most known jokes are of a bootleg videogame of Mario, and screaming "louter, pee pee poo poo, and other beautiful Swedish words.
JELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL YEAH
WHEN I FEEL LIKE ROLLIN UP IMA SLIDE IN (JELEEL YUH)
jeleel by spiderkai February 16, 2022

joel pimentel 

a amazing man is joel Pimentel with a beautiful voice like omg and so handsome like I can’t.Hes also In a band named cnco with 4 other members that are also beautiful I stg christopher Velez richard Camacho erick Colon & zabdiel de Jesús joel is also Mexican :).
“Who’s that awesome dude !?” “Uhm that’s joel Pimentel duh !”
joel pimentel by Maya12519 February 16, 2019

Jelevendy 

A term used to define an unknown number that can be readily identified or presented in its place. Also used in place of a number you will define later.

Pronounced: Juhh-Lev-In-Dee
Example 1
John: "How many chickens are in that coop?"
Mary: "Jelevendy."
John: "Oh, okay, well I'll take all of them."
Mary: "Okay, I'll go count them. That'll be Jelevendy dollars."
Example 2
Max: "How many lights are on that Christmas Tree?"
Taylor: "About Jelevendy; what does it matter?"
Jelevendy by Crescent Omega December 26, 2005