The Illusion

The illusion is a spin off from the ghost. This shall be performed while at night on a full moon this only will work if you have a twin brother. While you and your significant other are to be doing doggie in-front of a window act as of you have dropped something. Then proceeded to quickly and quietly leave while your brother and you switch places. Once you have made it outside walk around to the window and proceed to wave at your partner. She will most likely look around in a confused state but see your twin brother in your place and be the upmost confused.

Danny last night we completely ghosted my girl, yes The Illusion was quite splendid (English chuckle in the background).

The Illusion by Danny Quaker November 12, 2019

The Illusion of Facebook 

The theory that Facebook is just like heroin.

Heroin is highly addictive gives you the impression that you can do anything and be super-productive, when in fact you're doing the exact opposite.

Similarly, Facebook is just as addictive and gives you the impression that you're socializing and making new friends when in fact you're doing the exact opposite.

Guy #1: Bro theres a huge four kegger out at the lake tonight! Let's pick up some bitches and get shit faced!

Guy #2: Naw man I'm gonna stay in tonight and go on Facebook.. theres this girl thats going to be in my class at AU next year, I'm gonna rail her!

Guy #1: No, you're not. You're being deceived by the Illusion of Facebook.

The Illusion of Facebook by baller4 August 11, 2009

In The Illusion

A subtle way of telling your friends and family that you are/were high.

"I'm sorry I'm late. I was In The Illusion."
"I just did a couple hits and I'm feeling In The Illusion right now..."

In The Illusion by Blorbus221 October 25, 2025

In The Illusion

A subtle way of telling your friends and family that you are/were high .

"I'm sorry I'm late. I was In The Illusion."
"I just did a couple hits and I'm feeling In The Illusion right now..."

In The Illusion by Blorbus221 October 25, 2025

The sound illusion 

Sound is an illusion and we can communicate through our minds and yet our brains trick us into hearing something so we dont go insane. Everyone else can hear what we are thinking when we think we are speaking.

My friends heard my speak even though i was lip syncing so this proves this theory of The sound illusion.

The sound illusion by TONIE OR TONIC May 27, 2023

the sheen illusion

Being so intoxicated that you think you've seen Charlie Sheen. The Sheen Illusion will often spurn you on to continue drinking to the point of paralysis.

Person 1: Holy shit... it's Charlie Sheen!!!
Person 2: Damn.. looks like he's suffering from the sheen illusion

the sheen illusion by drunk hillbilly May 11, 2011

The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

The optical illusion by Dump truck January 2, 2017