PASTRO 

As in pastro the gemini ,
Outgoing person and is the shit .
Get to know one , you lucky .
Get you a pastro...

You know pastro the gemini right

PASTRO by Pastrothegemini November 6, 2019

Pastor McMurtry 

Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being Pumpkin MilkShaked, and who has been rumored to be Pumpkin Positive) is a pastor for Liberty Baptist Church, a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.

Jim - “Pastor Tommy McMurtry? I heard that guy is sexually attracted to pumpkins.”
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”

Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.

Pastor McMurtry by pumpkin daddy / warealpha June 1, 2019

Breakfast Pastry 

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!

ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!

Breakfast Pastry by Chachi55 April 9, 2022

thot patrol translation

An elite group who translate hentai doujins into shakespearean english

Thot patrol translation translated another doujin

thot patrol translation by Variant647 October 30, 2018

Rat Patrol 

A "Rat Patrol" is a group of lowly thugs hired by bigger gangs and mafias to murder snitches or "rats".

Gang Leader: "FUCK! Jermaine ratted us out to the cops."
Gang Co-Leader: "We got the Rat Patrol on it, he won't last a day."

Rat Patrol by Scekhcsy Foxmonk June 26, 2010

Thot Patrol 

A extremely skilled task force that was made one thing...

Eliminate all thots from the face of the earth.

Bitch boy: Yo Dan I was saved today.
Dan: Bruh what happened!?
Bitch boy: I was about to hit Chelsea from the back when I realized that she had used that thot dog Snapchat filter in her story!
Dan: Bruh what!
Bitch boy: Ya! That's when I found out she was a thot and before I could stick my dick in her pussy and receive every STD known to man, the thot patrol bursted through the wall and yelled "THOT B GONE!" And erased the thot from existence.
Dan: You can always count on Thot Patrol

Thot Patrol by Vaporwave Daddy August 30, 2017

Patrochilles 

One of the oldest gay ships in history. Yes, children of the fandom system... these are our roots... our heritage... And now a short poem for the great poet who started it all: Homer, perhaps we'd be in a different world to-day/ had you not made the Iliad so ridiculously gay/ Patroclus and Achilles are in love; I believe it to be true/ for those who deny it or say they're just friends, I know they believe it too

Fangirl Alpha: OMG have you seen the new fanart for Patrochilles?

Fangirl Beta: No?! Send me the link!

Fangirl Epsilon: I don't know how people can deny they are a thing. Achilles calls him 'my Patroclus' WAAAAAY too many times for that to only be subtext.

Fangirl Beta: I know right?!

Patrochilles by LilithaAnastasia October 14, 2016