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leaky faucet

This boy is a good guy that would never do anything to ever hurt you. Except his a manipulative little bastard that has a decent dick. However, don’t be fooled because you literally have to the fight through Narnia and the fucking amazon rain forest to see his dick because he doesn't know how a razor works. He is called a leaky faucet because he can’t plug is holes. His dick is always expelling his nasty ass span and his eyes are always expelling tears because he’s a bitch ass. Don’t feel bad for a leaky faucet and don’t ever turn him on unless you want to be on your hands and knees cleaning up all of his nasty bodily fluids for the rest of your life.
I dated a leaky faucet and it was honestly the worst few months of my life. My pussy was always extremely dry because he could never turn me on but I managed to always be wet everywhere else.
leaky faucet by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

Leaky Faucet

When you make someone laugh as you cum in their mouth and it comes out of their nose.
Do you need lotion for your dry skin on your upper lip? No, my boyfriend just gave me a Leaky Faucet...
Leaky Faucet by Benz@23 March 31, 2009

Leaky faucet

When a girl sits on the toilet backwards peeing and you lick her butthole.
Hey i gave Tiffany a leaky faucet.

That's nasty, how did it taste?
Leaky faucet by Jon Jinx November 5, 2019

Leaky Faucet

Bad diarrhea that literally pours out of your butt.
Mike- Dude, I had some serious leaky faucet after that bad Chinese food last night.

Tony- I did not need to know that.

Leaky faucet

The act of carefully pissing into a woman's shithole, filling it up, then inserting a cork with a small hole, allowing it to drip for hours like a Leaky Faucet.
Man, you should have been there last night when I gave Cheryl a Leaky Faucet, she was dripping for hours.
Leaky faucet by NoobPwner222 March 9, 2009