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any girl whose first name is maria and last name is s just happens to be the funniest person in the world!! She also happens to be the bestest friend you could ever wish for and there is no person who could ever live up to her. Maria S is always the prettiest girl in the school and all the guys want her! She probably has curly light brown hair and green eyes. Beware though, Maria S is veryyy spontaneous and might randomly dye your hair because you get bored.
i wish i was friends with maria s! -everyone
well i am friends with her so it sucks to be you! -her friends
maria s by r-dog;) i❤️🍫 October 24, 2019

Marr's standard 

When you are so desperate you will fuck anything with legs, it doesn't even matter if it's male or female. Most times fat chicks with love handles bigger than their breasts.
After a hard day at work Chris thought he'd head over the the local hang out for fat chicks and revert to Marr's standard.

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkey 

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkeys were damn good after a month at sea.
She is a girl she likes biryany, pizza, kebab likes cola she has two best friends eats too much food but is surprisingly thin
Maria.S has a lot of stuff to be made up to with you she is free Monday
maria.s by Sjisjsjsjsjw November 22, 2021

Sophia Marra 

Hot ass bitch that knows her shit and helps me get through problems and loves boys that fart a lot and smell like shit. She also kinda thiccc ngl with 3 cs bby. She rly hot and emo af. My type of bitch!!
Sophia marra almost made me loose NNN
Sophia Marra by US2K21BBY November 5, 2019

jesu maria santisima ni mameo

Word used in the countryside (el cibao) of the Dominican Republic to express amaizement or surprise.
Pedrito: hey mom, juanita bought a car that can talk while she drives!!!

Mom: jesu maria santisima ni mameo!!