any girl whose first name is maria and last name is s just happens to be the funniest person in the world!! She also happens to be the bestest friend you could ever wish for and there is no person who could ever live up to her. Maria S is always the prettiest girl in the school and all the guys want her! She probably has curly light brown hair and green eyes. Beware though, Maria S is veryyy spontaneous and might randomly dye your hair because you get bored.
When you are so desperate you will fuck anything with legs, it doesn't even matter if it's male or female. Most times fat chicks with love handles bigger than their breasts.
After a hard day at work Chris thought he'd head over the the local hang out for fat chicks and revert to Marr's standard.
Hot ass bitch that knows her shit and helps me get through problems and loves boys that fart a lot and smell like shit. She also kinda thiccc ngl with 3 cs bby. She rly hot and emo af. My type of bitch!!