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A honky so big, a honky so round. I like to piss right on the ground. My balls are big my dick is bigger, get the f*ck away from me you gosh darned nig-
"Man, look at Huber run." Mike said
"I wish I was a Huber" Jessica said.
Huber by Huber Balls September 28, 2022
Honey + UBER=HUBER or Husband+UBER=HUBER
I won't need carpool on Monday, I will get HUBER to drive me to Bay Area
Huber by Kool Alpha October 19, 2019
(1) when someone who is clearly far cooler than you deigns themselves to actually say hello, you ignore them completely.

(2) similar to the schnide

(3) a sudden mental collapse (also known as snapping)
Blaesey: "Dude, I just saw Huber and tried to say hello and he totally dissed me!"

Corbett: "Wow, I can’t believe he pulled a Huber on you."
Huber by Cal Ripken May 13, 2004
Huh-berr{v.}
MEaning to be above competition and better than everyone else. To have no care for what your haters have to say.
Lil Wayne's Phone Home: Verse 3:
They don't make 'em like me no more
Matter fact, they never made it like me before
I'm rare like Mr. Clean with hair
No break lights on my car rear
I never hade life, and I never had fear
I rap like I done died and gone to heaven I swear
And yeah I'm a bear like black and white hair
So I'm polar
And they can't get on my system 'cause my system is the solar
I am so far from the outhers, I mean others
I could eat them for supper, get in my spaceship and huber
Huber by ImitateTheBest February 4, 2009
A person with a rather eclectic variety of interests, ranging from moaning, (good) jews, krispie cremes, and getting daily boob jobs.

also likes rather archaic and bizarre words such as "scads"

Tendency to flirt with older gentlemen (according to fb)
"I saw a Huber living in a van down by the river"

"Huber gave me swine flu"
Huber by limecorona May 3, 2009
The combination of a hooker and lube, a Huber is a person that is like a slut but very, very obvious about it; this is often used as a term of endearment between friends.
"Hey Huber! Great to see you again!"
Huber by huber.com November 15, 2016