February 28th 

National slap your friend day

Emma should watch out February 28th

February 28th by Babycarrots12 February 19, 2021

February 28th 

This is the day the finest, smart, and just simply amazing people are born. Guys born on this day are the total package like having long peens and knowing how to treat you right girl.

February 28th: Look at him he so fine he MUST be born on the 28th of February 😍

February 28th by Veda October 18, 2019

February 28th 

International horny day. If you feel like fucking your stepsis, today is the day it might work.

Horny dude 1: Yooo bro today’s February 28th - international horny day.
Horny ass lad 2: Ye ye bro who u smashin?
Horny dude 1: Alice. She lookin’ hella fine today, I finna send ‘er to the wonderland!
Horny ass lad 2: Hell ye dude she lookin horny af today. Go get that pussy boiii

February 28th by Hornyboi737 February 28, 2021

February 28th 

When niggas with the biggest dicks are born and are sexy as fuck and fucks hella bitches

damn i’m the sexiest man alive with a beefy dick cause I was born February 28th

February 28th by Bigdickbeefy October 16, 2019

February 28th 

Koe Wetzel has a song called February 28th, 2016 in which he says “who is sober enough to take me to Taco Bell.” February 28th is now the national holiday in which you go to Taco Bell in Koe Wetzel’s name. It is also respectful to Koe to drink in the Taco Bell parking lot.

Ayyye we rolling to Taco Bell February 28th for Koe

February 28th by ColeA69 February 28, 2022

february 28th 

The fittest girls are born on this day,feb 28th is national booty slapping day and snogging day, so chap them lips ladys 🎃💓

Man: im about to smack my girls ass and snog her hard

Friend: why?
Man: cause its February 28th ma g

february 28th by It me uno 💓 October 13, 2019

February 28th 

national my teeth itch day

"Why don't my teeth itch?"

"Probably because it's not February 28th."

February 28th by lilh0e0nthabl0ck October 15, 2019