jaffa cakes 

A small round cake (not biscuit, as biscuits have vat) with orange squishystuff and chocolate on top. Coverted by small children who refuse point blank to eat the cake and just eat the top >_<

hmmm i sure could eat some jaffa cakes...but the damn kids ate them all!

jaffa cakes by Hanny May 13, 2005

jaffa cakes 

the excessive pink area around a girls nipples - usually found on fat birds where the nipples are almost as big as the breast. Resembles the sweet and savory treat - a jaffa cake - however nowhere near as tasty.

that chick had the biggest set of jaffa cakes i've ever seen...

jaffa cakes by thatowenz May 2, 2006

jaffa cakes 

Jaffa Cakes .. adult slang word for sex originating in the oldbury area of the west midlands (England)

''to be used when refering to sex when there are children around''

Hi Meg you fancy some jaffa cakes ??

Meg likes jaffa cakes for breakfast !!

Matt prefers jaffa cakes for supper !!!

jaffa cakes by matt'n'meg March 20, 2007

bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers 

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.

"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008

jaffa cake 

the most addictive biscuits in the world!
they are a small cake that is topped with orange, then chocolate.
they (apparently) only contain 1g of fat per jaffa cake(yeah right)
but still, once you taste them, i swear - you will get hooked!!
footballers like Ferdinand (england) like to eat them on the pitch because they can give you a boost of energgy quickly.
now they come in lots of flavours lime, lemon, raspberry...
YUMMMMMM

woman; do you know there is only one gram of fat in a jaffa cake?

woman 2; so wot??? when you decide to eat the whole packet, it's not going to be 1 gram then is it? you'll end up looking like fat bastard if you keep telling people that!

jaffa cake by cynthia_s July 13, 2006

ginger jaffa cake

some 1 who is has ginger hair and is abit tuby arond the belly and plays rugby as a foward

example of a ginger jaffa cake is dj boogie woogie and the sugar puff monster

ginger jaffa cake by nick 6457645765 September 28, 2009

Soggy Jaffa Cake 

Like Soggy Biscuit.
Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.

"Jeff was the last to cum, he now has to eat the soggy Jaffa Cake!"

"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."

Soggy Jaffa Cake by TheBritishDip March 14, 2008