dick range

When you are up to two feet away or closer to something,

God damn that damn car parked in dick range of mine even tho The parking lot is empt.

dick range by Dickrange October 12, 2019

Dick Rangers 

The team of guys in every girls phone contact list she calls when bae is away

Bae won't talk to me.....well time to call one of my dick rangers

Dick Rangers by Wolf_King97 October 6, 2016

Dick Rage 

that feeling immediately after you get hit in the nuts.

After Thomas was struck by Andy in the nuts, he got the dick rage and morphed into a viking warrior and beat Andy without mercy.

Dick Rage by Poopdickmcgee October 16, 2011

Dick Rage 

When a lack of masturbation leads to a fit of intense rage.

After not yanking his noodle, Johnny has terrible dick rage.

Dick Rage by MerriamWebsta February 16, 2015

ranger dick 

A badass motherfucker

Ranger dick is a badass motherfucker

ranger dick by Probabypuncher May 28, 2017

Dickeranged 

It's when you see someone with their penis out/ masturbating on chat roulette or any video chat website.

Guy 1: Hey man, I got this sexy chick to flash me last night on chat roulette!
Guy 2: Damn really? I got dickeranged like 5 times dude.
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Guy 1: Man what we're your stats for chat roulette last night?
Guy 2: Two tits, 0 pussy, 6 dickerangs.
Guy 1: Ouch.

Dickeranged by AgnukN April 2, 2010

dickhanger 

a golfing term in which a male golfer fails to get his tee shot past the ladies' tees and therefore must take his next shot with his pants and underwear at his ankles.

"Scotty had a bad round today. He shot so many dickhangers that he sunburned his pecker."

dickhanger by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008