Homo scrapiens 

The next step in evolution from the Homo sapiens. Can be found in any kitchen in Thornbury and surrounding areas between the hours of 6pm and 6am scraping their favourite crack pipe. Place of residence for perfecting their scraping is at the famous head quarters 44 rock street.

‘All the pukes of gone, get the scrapes on’ said the carpet picker

The warden excitedly replies ‘here we are carpet picker take the pebble plate and I insist on first scrape’

Carpet picker reluctantly agrees

This defines the homo scrapiens.

Homo scrapiens by Bob turner September 25, 2019

homo sapiens 

A pitiful race that will most likely cause it's own extinction before its technologies fully develop.

homo sapiens died out in 2110 A.D.

homo sapiens by Rick Tankard August 29, 2005

Homo sapiens karenus 

A recently discovered new subspecies of humans. Also known as a KAREN. They are aggressive and some of them have a bowl haircut. They love to demand to speak to managers.

Listen guys a new living human subspecies other than us are discovered, they are Homo sapiens karenus.

Homo sapiens karenus by Saitama 777 July 31, 2020

Homo Sapiens Retardus

An offspring of the MySpace generation.

The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.

Michael cannot get a passport because he is listed as a 'Homo Sapiens Retardus' in the citizen-register.

Homo Sapiens Retardus by Yonasu October 11, 2008

homo sapiens 

The species that modern humans belong to

I'm a homo; homo sapien!

homo sapiens by Xavier breath April 19, 2005

homo sapiens 

A superficial, judgmental, spiteful resource devouring critter whose vast brainpower goes mostly unused. Most members of this species have a strong herd mentality. Unfortunately, the loudest members of this species have more influence over the herd than the most intelligent. In all likelihood, it will have the distinction of being a species with one of the shortest periods of survival in the history of the planet.

All other species on planet earth will breath a sigh of relief when homo sapiens dies out.

homo sapiens by great success April 17, 2010

Homo sapiens karenus 

Scientific name of a Karen. These are a newly discovered living subspecies of Homo sapiens other than us. They are aggressive, hot tempered people. Sometimes having a bowl haircut.

The Homo sapiens karenus demanded the employee to speak to the manager.

Homo sapiens karenus by Saitama 777 July 31, 2020