canned coochie 

1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.

2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6

1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?

Girl: $50 an hour

Boy:...More like $5,but ok.

2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~

Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?

Girl:....What?

canned coochie by McThicc Two December 12, 2018

Canned coochie 

Refers to the meme including squidward at the store of an edit of him saying “canned coochie”

Theme:superstore

Gary: yo bro do you think they have canned choochie?!
Flin:what’s that??
Gary:the meme of squidward saying canned coochie!!
Flin:uhm...sure bro

Canned coochie by Teddybomb93 July 25, 2019

Canned coochie 

Squidwards favorite non-perishable food
It tastes very bad like a weird orange but he loves it

oh my they really have it
Canned COOCHIE

Canned coochie by Scoomplie October 28, 2019

canned coochie 

Slang for male sex toys, notably Fleshlight® . Originated from a Spongebob meme.

Wow! I can't believe my favorite sex store has it! Canned coochie!

canned coochie by BigChodus September 12, 2019

Canned Coochie 

Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.

ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET

"I like Canned Coochie."

"Really? Same."
"HANNAH SWEETY LISTEN TO ME."

Canned Coochie by Hannahpleaseloveme June 9, 2019

Canned coochie 

Canned coochie for those ugly mistakes

If you buy canned coochie you got a shrimp.

Canned coochie by Trumphater— September 22, 2019

Canned Coochie 

The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.

Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.

Canned Coochie by Dr. E.D. April 4, 2022