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HeadLock 

When you smoke too much weed in a short amount of time resulting in a headache.

It does depend on your tolerance level and how long you have been smoking for.

also depends on you high level which ranges from 1-30 (most highs are around 13)
"dude why are you holding your head like that, math too hard?"

"I got a headlock.... everything is too hard" >.>
HeadLock by TobaccoSlim July 8, 2012

headlock 

When receiving a blow job and the head of the penis gets stuck in the girls throat causing her to pass out leaving her vulnerable for anal rape
dude, your mom and i had a headlock last night
headlock by jkldea134 April 27, 2015

Headlock 

Where the woman is on top thrusting ever so gently, just as she comes to the top of the penis head, she squeezes her pussy walls therefore locking the males penis in her vagina.
"Damn that girl has a good headlock"

Headlock 

A tight situation that you either have to fight through or tap out of.

A big decision making situation.

A deep train of thought.

A moment when life slows down.

A moment you won't forget. Due
I was hit with a Headlock today at work. My boss blamed me for something I didn't do and wouldn't hear my end. I was about to quit but I need the money.

My mom went through a Headlock about her life one time. I guess she chose the sleeping pills over raising me and my brother that night. I had to smack her awake until the ambulance came and Fed her charcoal.

My girl cheated on me so now I'm going through a Headlock on weather or not I want to stay with her.

I'm having a Headlock on where I want to throw my birthday party this year.

I'm having a Headlock on what school I want to attend.

I'm having a Headlock on what I want to be when I grow up.

I'm having a Headlock on what happens when you die.
Headlock by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

headlock 

putting other people down to get female or male validation from others
“Yo chris you a bitch”, says this to put down friend and make the female laugh this is a headlock
headlock by jprim400 July 31, 2022
Headlock (noun) — cannabis-specific

Definition: A cannabis-induced state where the mind remains clear and aware, but the head experiences intense physical discomfort or fatigue, typically occurring right before greening out.

Justification: “Headlock deserves its own word because it names a common cannabis experience where mental clarity remains intact while physical distress sets in, a state that existing terms like ‘high’ or ‘greening out’ fail to distinguish.”
“No, I’m not confused, it's just that my head just feels tight and heavy. This is that headlock feeling.”
"Smoking that last joint nearly put me in headlock, but I'm fine now."
“Once the edible kicked in, everything went kind of grey, and I slipped into a headlock. Thankfully, I didn’t green out.”
Headlock by GoldenBear1715 January 29, 2026