Dan Queeds (Dan Queed, Daniel Queeds, or Daniel Richard Queeds) is a slang term for high quality or expensive marijuana
The term originated out of Cranbrook Upper School in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan. It's roots come from the homonym between the name "Dan Queeds" and the expression "Dank Weeds".
"Man, I've heard that Zach has been chilling with Dan Queeds around the clock lately."
faux queued adj. phrase; state or condition of being trapped in a
stalled checkout line, esp. one that was initially the shortest and
therefore ostensibly the fastest, but which was plagued thereafter by
unforeseen price checks, old ladies rummaging through purses for exact
change, people redeeming coupons, etc. Makes you want to shout "Faux queue!"
I was faux queued up the ass by a little old lady who had politely asked "Would you mind if I went ahead of you young man? I've only got a couple of items?"; neither of them had price tags, so we had to wait for a price check. Then she tried to use expired coupons, and wouldn't take "no" for an answer, so we had to wait for a store manager to make an exception for her. That settled, she proceeded to rummage in her purse and count out out nickels, dimes, and pennies....