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swear downs syndrome 

When a person will say that they swear down to a multitude of statements, potentially even those that are not in fact true. They swear down so much that it even seems that they have a chronic obsession with swearing down, and their opinion becomes invalidated as such.
Guy 1: Blud swear down that lady always gives me onions in my burger!

Guy 2: Shut up, you got swear downs syndrome blud you chattin shit

Guy 3: SWEAR DOWNN!!!!!!

Guy 2: Shut up.

Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby 

The spawn of two mentally-handicapped people who engage in passionate sex, then pass out, to wake up and find they have created offspring. In an effort to preserve the baby until a later date upon which they would be more suitable parents, the child is placed into a large beaker full of maple syrup. The babies are then usually apprehended by law enforcement and sold to chinese dining establishments and served as "pork" in House Special Fried Rice.
Holy Shit, my dad told me that I just ate a Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby!

puppy downs syndrome 

1. An epidemic sweeping the nation causing puppys eyeballs to grow farther apart, thus allowing the brain to push forward in the vacant space, causing retardation.

2. Something to laugh at when at a party.
-Dude, why does your dog keep humping my leg?

-Oh Captain Foogles there has puppy downs syndrome.

-Hahaha.... Oh you're serious?

-It's an epidemic.
puppy downs syndrome by Dr.Kunk November 2, 2009

Emily Downs Syndrome 

When a girl goes crazy over a guy, cheats on him, bitches at him, dumps him, and then won't stop brooding about how mean he was to her for the rest of her life. This type of girl is usually also a cock blocker.
Wow, Martha seemed like she had Emily Downs Syndrome last night we she fucked my brother. Megan is inflicted with the terrible Emily Downs Syndrome...I feel so bad for her.

Hackney Downs Syndrome 

Condition where someone moves to Hackney, grows stupid facial hair, starts wearing braces and woolly hats and riding a fixie retro bicycle, turns Vegan suddenly and decorates their home with overpriced unwanted furniture and recycled pallets. Even buys a turntable.
Since Colin moved to Dalston, he’s turned into a right wanker. That guys got a serious case of Hackney Downs Syndrome.
Hackney Downs Syndrome by Blah wars September 30, 2018