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"I hate Resetti, he's so annoying."
"YOU SUCK HE'S AWESOME"
resetti by alphabits125 October 29, 2013

Resextionist 

A friend who answers booty calls for you; like a receptionist, but for your booty calls; someone who answers your phone and takes messages for you when past or future potential hook ups call, so as to screen these calls for you so that you may then return the calls of those individuals' in which you are interested in hooking up with at your own discretion.
Yo mang, I got like 7 booty calls this Saturday. Dave played resextionist and only put me through to the flyest chicks.

resetting the tally 

The act of masturbation, especially following a visit to church camp.
Bryce went 12 days, but then he had to reset the tally.
resetting the tally by piro May 18, 2003

resetted 

a word commonly used to destroy friendships in a game of scrabble.
the correct past tense of the word reset.
Bob: "resetted is not a fucking word"
Carl: "shut the fuck up resetted is the past tense of reset you fucking retard"
Bob: "die in a fucking hole you retard"
resetted by portatolova September 28, 2019

Sean Rosetti 

Inspired by the โ€œIrish Goodbyeโ€ however in this version you must either barf up a tequila shot through your nose onto someoneโ€™s leg then disappear or fake a phone call from your child before leaving.
Yo nice Sean Rosetti last night dude. Classic you.
Sean Rosetti by rickmulhern July 16, 2019

Resetting the Universe 

Some people state that Resetting the Universe is a difficult, epic task that not many take on.
You must first find Atlantis, then go to the Staples and find all the Easy Buttons and press every button until you find the one that controls the universe and once you press it; it will reset everything to the beginning of time.
' Bill and Joe traveled to Atlantis to find the Staples store that holds the reset button to the universe, that will make Resetting the Universe possible'
' How epic. '