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shitistics 

calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health
Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.
shitistics by wanwanwan September 21, 2022

shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"
Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.
shitnotist by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014

Shitification 

the act of shitify

the act of turning something ugly
The shitification of that house is destroying the neighborhood.

The paint job and body modification was a shitification of a classic mustang.
Shitification by Bren36 August 28, 2009

shititis 

1.a chronic bowel movement causing many unexpected trips to the toilet, similar to the squirts
2. having to shit more than usual on any given day
I was late for work due to a bad case of shititis.
All that beer and cajun food I had last night gave me shititis.
shititis by Andy A. July 28, 2008

Shibitical 

1) Your acting shibitical.

2) Tonight's gonna be shibitical.
Shibitical by BigC-RR June 16, 2009

Shitification 

The act of tricking consumers into believing a product or service is better or bigger, when in fact, size or quality (or both) have been reduced, and packaging updated in a series of one or more passes in an effort to increase profit without adding value.
Man, shitification struck again at the store! These new "BIG" rolls of toilet paper are the same size as the regular ones I bought last week, but more expensive.
Shitification by sjg428 March 9, 2017