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Pocket Jizz 

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers wherein they ejaculate into the pocket of a suspect/s
Hey bro, before you book him let me give him some of that Pocket Jizz
Pocket Jizz by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

Pocket Jizz 

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect
Just as I was bringing her in I had to give her some of that pocket jizz
Pocket Jizz by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

Hot Pocket jizz 

The sauce or cheese that drips out of a hot pocket
Jared: Hey, dude what kind of hot pocket is that?
Leo: Ham and che-...GOD DAMN IT JARED! I HAVE HOT POCKET JIZZ ALL OVER MY SHIRT!

Jizz Pocket 

Honey, I can't wait for you to fill my jizz pocket tonight!

Jizz Pocket Rocket 

a man masturbates upon a cherry bomb (or other type of firework) then ignites it and sticks it in their partner's vagina (or other love hole)
Dude i gave some chick the jizz pocket rocket and her insides loved it!

Jizz Packet 

A term used to describe a rather 'slutty' woman. A jizz packet generally means the female in question has been around the block a few too many times.
Man: Oh, wow, she is HOT!

Woman: You don't want to hit that. She is a total jizz packet.
Jizz Packet by Grand Kylmax June 10, 2010