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Paynuss is the latin root word for the commonly used word penis, meaning male genetalia. It is believed that the origin of the word came from a man with the name "Nuss". Nuss was a latin man that was said to have a 30 foot monster. Because of this beast, the leadies flocked to him, and they had to "pay" Nuss in order for him to satisfy them. Therefore, the word paynuss came to mean what it is today.
My friend Forrest is said to have quite the paynuss.

A: I wonder where the word penis came from?

B:Dude don't you know about paynuss?
A: Ah of course, that guy nuss must of had a mammoth dick
paynuss by MasterForrest March 11, 2010
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Means "Penis". (Prounounced: Pay-Ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.
"The EcksBawks will shove its mighty PAYNESS into the sony's PS3" - SS
PAYNESS by PickledFerret November 23, 2011
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A more effective and stronger way of saying "penis". May be used over the intergalactic web, or through general conversation.
"YA WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? MY PAYNUS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!"
"your moms paynus is bigger than yours"
paynus by izzehWIN_ May 2, 2010

Pheodor Pagnusson 

Pagnusson is frequently seen near the penalty spot where he lies on the ground as soon as a defender comes within 3 metres of him. Whenever a penalty is awarded to the team, he steals the ball from his teammates and begins to cry when they tell him that he has bottled enough penalties this season. He has a tendency to magically disappear as soon as his team loses possession of the ball.
Coach: Pheodor Pagnusson missed the penalty again. We need to sub him off before he vanishes
Pheodor Pagnusson: *Cries while begging the ref for a penalty"
Payness is the ghetto izzo clan version of the word penis, which refers to a mans happy zone located beneath his pants.
My PAYNESS is bigga then youz.
Dude , ma payness got hit by thiss shee, it no happy no mo'.
payness by Michael waddell January 1, 2006
When your salary is bigger than someone else's.
Sorry, Jeff, my paynus is bigger than yours
paynus by actionmoviefreak February 8, 2014
same as penis but different
my paynus is huger then yours.
paynus by quinton November 24, 2004