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Mudfinger 

The unfortunate result of ones finger breaking through toilet paper while wiping. Usually this is a result of inferior toilet paper.
Gus: Hey Peabody have you been working in the garden again? it looks like you got dirt under your nails.
Peabody: Geez errr that's just Mudfinger, Clarice needs to stop buying our tp at the five and dime, that shit is see-through.
Mudfinger by qochaka February 2, 2015
Related Words

Mudburger 

When you shit your pants and especially when you have to sit in it (like in a car stuck in traffic) and you can feel the shit between your buttcheeks (buns).
I couldn't hold it any longer, I made a hot mudburger in my shorts.
Mudburger by AO Style October 13, 2010
M. is used for individuals who has regular and/or intentional intercourse with dirt or mud. It is a strong word which can be offensive in certain contexts.
- That guy seems to like mud unusually much.
- Yeah, that's because he's a mudfucker
mudfucker by Bertil Andersson December 25, 2008

mofugger 

a safe, and almost cute bastardization of 'mofo', or 'motherfucker'. between friends, it can be used as a term of endearment.
a) how bout i blast yo ass, mofugger?

b) heey, how's it goin mofugger? havn't seen you in a while.
mofugger by vodka June 2, 2004

mississippi mudfinger 

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.
The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.
mississippi mudfinger by Stan B. August 31, 2003

mudhugger 

The traps on a gay man's shoulders that are gripped tight during buttsex
That guy has some pretty toned mudhuggers
mudhugger by ztsunami March 1, 2015