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Munch the trunch 

Trunch is British slang for prick it derives from truncheon (well what do yu think it looks like when it’s angry) and munch the trunch is what a bird does when she goes down on you to give you a blowjob. Incidentally it’s not all good news, Madonna has threatened to perform this act on anyone who votes for Hilary Clinton; I think I’d sooner have good news.
I’m emigrating! Madonna’s threatened to go down on me and munch the trunch!
Munch the trunch by AKACroatalin October 24, 2016
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Usually used for a bad, sloppy or useless soccer player, particularly because of the stiff (like a tree trunk) movement of their body. Examples of troncos are Diego Reyes, Maza Rodriguez , Kikin Fonseca and some even call Chicharito Hernandez a tronco because of his unorthodox ways of scoring goals. A tronco doesn't necessarily mean that the player is unsuccessful, Hernandez being the perfect example.
Many call Kikin Fonseca the biggest tronco in Mexican soccer history. Chicharito has scored many goals in his career, but to many people, he's still a tronco.
Tronco by Captain Vulture April 13, 2020

turncoat 

What a freakin turncoat.
turncoat by Adrian January 18, 2005
Pronunciation: trunk-ee

A person who's mental growth has been truncated. The new semi-PC way to say retard.
1)
Person 1: God that dude is a retard.
Person 2: You are so insensitive, don't you know the correct nomenclature is truncie?

2) Sarah Palin is a truncie.
truncie by HawkRocker February 14, 2010

Trunched 

The act of taking a dank shot of heroin and then fucking super hard.
Hey you want to go down by the river and get absolutely trunched?
Trunched by A.Finch January 15, 2016

Trunch-Master 

1. A Trunch-Master is a hillbilly type person who possess an overbite, pants that are at least three sizes too big for them, and are worn at least three inches under their waste line with the assumption that they are being worn correctly.
"Billy Bob is such a Trunch-Master!"
Trunch-Master by Sean Sizemore December 13, 2007