TIWMS 

Til I Wet Myself.
A derivative of TIPMS - Til I Piss Myself.

ROTFL TIWMS
Glued to the screen TIWMS
Sinking beers TIWMS

TIWMS by Kioz July 15, 2011

Timsy 

Term used in Canada to refer to popular coffee/doughnut chain Tim Hortons - In a shorter form

Mona- OMG I am geting too fat, I have 2 stop going to Timsy's
Nidhi- Ew gross I would never eat there

Timsy by bapadeeboopadee May 2, 2021

Timshot

When a DM says that you will play a single session campaign (One-shot) but then it turns into a 20+ session campaign.

Player 1 - "So Sunday we're having our new oneshot right?"
Player 2 - "It's probably going to be a Timshot"
Player 1 - "What the hell does that mean?"
Player 2 - "Prepare for more than one session buddy. This will be a long one"

Timshot by Moniboni January 3, 2021

timsimon 

Rubbing a girls butthole while fucking her doggy style.

I'm about to put the timsimon on her.
This is the third week I timsimoned a hoe.
I heard this one kid in school say he was timsimoning a hoe for 3hours.

timsimon by Bob sanders August 30, 2013

Timsgiving 

An alternative to Thanksgiving that features friends in lieu of family. Includes games, challenges, and prizes. Celebrated annually in the month of November.

Timsgiving this year will be epic. I've heard people say there might even be a piñata this year!

Timsgiving by cmore October 14, 2014

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive 

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

Well this doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive by LolDankFam September 9, 2016

Timmsian Rip 

When one takes a bong rip large enough to enable the rest of the people in the room to get a hit off of the massive smoke cloud left behind after the hit. A Timmsian Rip is the largest type of bong rip and is known for its density and appearance upon exhale ex thick white cloud.

The rip is named after Zack Rocket an Atlanta Based DJ that is known for his advocacy of rips of this magnitude.

His smoke cloud was so dense that I got a hit just by sitting on the couch next to him, it was a real Timmsian Rip.

Timmsian Rip by Esturary August 19, 2011