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Some one who is so out of touch that they think they appreciate and know what good beer is.
The stouties seem to be more numerous at Bel Air
Stoutie by milhouse44 April 14, 2010
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Anal Sex Technique -- you must thrust ferociously and ejaculate with bravado. After completion, a very frothy semen will lay on top of the recipient's anus akin to the head on a properly poured Guinness stout.

Should you wish to add a "selfie" photo on the frothed semen, inquire with someone who would be willing to lend their Ripple machine to the butt.

~Consent first and always~
Nake: "Oy, mate! You wouldn't believe what this right made me do. They let me give 'em a Stoutie!"

Krïs: Truly profound. I'm going to ring your wagon and let 'em know you're being a little generous with your Stoutie pours!"
Stoutie by Näke October 10, 2023

stottie smuggler 

Referring to someone's stomach hanging out the bottom of there t-shirt, so that it looks like a large greggs stottie they've tried to steal by hiding it up the t-shirt
a north east of England slang word for a fat person wearing clothes far too small that there fat stomach hangs out looking like a large flat bread, they might also be said to baguette breasts
Look at Chris, he's got to be a XXXL. The fat c#*ts wearing a medium, he looks like a stottie smuggler
To be trapped or held hostage in prolonged and circuitous conversation by your boss, impacting workday productivity.
I went to my boss' desk for my 30 minute one-on-one but was stouted and didn't get back to my desk for over an hour.
Stouted by JWOW206 February 7, 2010
A englishman with one foot in the UK, one Foot in South Africa, and his cock in the sea.
Stuart: I'm going to the UK with Lilly tomorrow!
Kobus: Julle is foken souties.
souties by africanbriton September 17, 2014
geordie flat bun, better than anything ese in the uk
stottie by Anonymous November 2, 2003