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pocket gopher 

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.
"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."
1. The conjugated noun version of the word Gosh, use just as a word to say when you are bored.

2. Word used to annoy people which usually comes with a response of STFU.
Noel: GOSHIES!
Martin: STFU
Noel: GOOSHHHIEEESS!!
Martin: STFU ALREADY!
Goshies by Adelbert January 6, 2005

hot gopher 

When one is golfing and finds the urgent need to defecate, but finds no convenient facilities, one might be forced to defecate in the cup (hole of the green). 'Hot' refers to the fact that poop is warm. 'Gopher' refers to the burrowing critters in the classic golf film Caddyshack.
"Guys, that schnitzel last night really went through me. I don't think I can make it back to the clubhouse. Mind if I hot gopher this hole?"
hot gopher by hotgopher June 8, 2016

gopher ass 

Slang for the unfortunate condition of seriously needing to take a shit but having nowhere to do it.
When I felt its little smooth, brown face begin to emerge from my hole, I quickly realized I had gopher ass.
gopher ass by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

Gopher Reach

Standing behind someone and reaching over them in an exaggerated mannerism, resting your testicles on their shoulder. A maneuver typically performed by the alpha male in order to assert his dominance over the victim(s).
Hey look at that dude doing the "gopher reach" - he's got balls of steel.
Gopher Reach by honey852 October 29, 2022

Gopher it 

Gopher it - gophered it - gophering it

A Semmesian dialect term meaning to do what you have to do without additional thought

Synonyms: grow a sack and do it

Chiefly southern
"I think Pink didn't have enough of a 'gap', but she was DTF, and I decided to gopher it anyway"
Gopher it by Tman19910 October 30, 2018