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When you ask your buddy to pick you up and he tells you he'll be there soon. He says he's doing something else and he'll come later, then he just does it again and again.
AAAJ:Hey bud can you come drive me to this banger?Murph: Yeah I will be there in 20 I'm just changing my break pads on my piece of shit truck.

AAAJ: its been an hour and a half, where are you?
Murph: take a deep fucking breath I'll be there in 15.
AAAJ: Ahhhhhh I"m getting ditched
Ditched by Chilly and Hooley May 18, 2010
When someone ditches you on a Skype when either one of persons is talking and the other one hangs up.

Only applies to skype calls.
The girl was telling the boy a neat story and in the middle of the story he hung up the skype call and never picked it back up. The girl was ditched.
Ditched by TheYum October 11, 2011

ditched the chowder 

To drop everything you're doing, typically to pursue a hot girl that just walked by.
Yeah Ted was around earlier, but he ditched the chowder for this seven that stopped by earlier.

Ditched the tits 

To break up with a girl, esp. one with large boobs.
Joe- So how are you and Suzy going?

Mike- Oh, I just got tired of her bitchin' and ditched the tits.

Joe- OK then.
Ditched the tits by mrpopo123 November 15, 2010

ditched eyeballs 

people who are better than little wannabes
the ditched eyeballs controlled and ruled everything

ditched-n-missed 

Refers to the national term, ditch-which is to leave. Refers to the term miss-which is overlooking or passing up. Ditched-n-missed refers to dropping an ex-lover and moving forward to another just to aggaravate the past lover by not acknowledging him.
Girl, I just ditched-n-missed that fool. He be calling me and I just ignore him; I'm over him.
ditched-n-missed by Lynnj85 July 26, 2010