Cholmroid 

Someone who is not appealing to the eye and gay as fuck!

Ricky-“Mitch is a cholmroid” Mitch- “ you know that makes me insecure about myself”

Cholmroid by Riki long shlong June 6, 2019

childroids 

Annoying children. The equivalent of Hemroidal pain only caused by children!

"The children are a pain in the ass today, Hun can you take them to the park?"

"Hun, take the childroids to the park!"

childroids by Interpretess June 30, 2008

Cholmondelling 

Pronounced "chum-ling". Inventing detailed rules of etiquette out of whole cloth in an attempt to help people put on airs, or to put them on oneself. From a 1980s magazine advert purporting to show how best to consume certain fashionable wafery mints. A sad waste of what often could have been a brilliant imagination. May be intended satirically, although never of course taken that way by devoted etiquette freaks.

She's busy cholmondelling for her next book, a wedding guide.

Cholmondelling by Fearman March 4, 2008

Cholmondeley 

The Tudor word for a sizeable unwashed vagina.

Catherine’s of Aragon’s Cholmondeley looked and tasted like an out of date Cornish pasty.

Cholmondeley by Ginsters June 2, 2018