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Derogatory term for the Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania, used by other Penn students who are secretly jealous
Todd isn't in the School of Arts & Sciences, he's in Whoreton. He made $10,000 at an i-banking internship with Goldman Sachs this summer and I hate him.
whoreton by JanusKN September 26, 2005

whoremonica 

Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.
whoremonica by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007

Whorton Hears a Poo 

A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.

Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.

The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!

The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
1. A male child born of a prostitute.
Goddamit, Richard is such a whoreson!
whoreson by Mon April 8, 2005

Whoremones 

hormones which make you act as a whore
Dang that skank has some serious whoremones
Whoremones by Jayniew January 24, 2009

Whoretographer 

That lame no ass getting douche bag at the bar with a camera phone trying to get "the shot of the century" in the dark of some whore dancing.

Someone who commonly photographs whores.
Look at this fuckin whoretographer, I bet he will be flogging the dolphin later, alone, to that photo.
Whoretographer by Shotwell February 20, 2008