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sportscar 

One of the most common definitions is "a 2 seater". But, let's analyze the word "sportscar". It is simply a SPORT CAR. The CAR SPORT being racing. Therefore, a sportscar must be competitive in "stock" "production" racing. Unfortunately, "stock" and "production" are terms that are often severely abused in racing.

The only way to truly rate sportscars is to take brand new TOTALLY UNMODIFIED PRODUCTION cars and pit them against each other at the dragstrip, racetrack, and rally circuit. Don't compare them by horsepower or engine size -- totally irrelevant! They should be categorized by Manufacturer Guaranteed Dealership PRICE, such as:

Under $15,000
Under $20,000
Under $25,000
Under $30,000
Under $35,000
Under $40,000

ETCETERA
The Mustang, WRX, and Corvette are great examples of sportscars, offering excellent overall performance, especially relative to their price ranges and cost based competition.
sportscar by Willy Zamaz July 2, 2006
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sportscar 

I suffered from SDS . My therapist recommended me to get a sportscar. Now i'm happy.
sportscar by dildo777 January 9, 2024

sportscar 

A toy for people with SDS (small dick syndrome). Sometimes even recommended by doctors
I got a Dodge Viper sportscar, to cope with my SDS
sportscar by dildo777 May 20, 2024

Japanese Sportscar 

Look there goes pervy Andy in his Japanese Sportscar.

sportsball 

a term used sarcastically by non-sports fans to show that they don't know or care that much about sports.
person 1: hey man, did you see the soccer game last night?
person 2: nah man I don't watch sportsball

Sportscucks 

People that place trivial athletics above their own values and principles. These people have no shame, and even less dignity.
Bron: I can’t believe these sportscucks place ball over their own beliefs.

Relly Rell: Word up frfr. I’m not supporting the (((system))).
Sportscucks by blackBullPrepper September 2, 2020

sportarobbie 

The gayest ship ever. Basically, it's Sportacus and Robbie Rotten from the show Lazytown. Opposites attract, amirite?
Sportarobbie is so gay. I mean, look at them! The gay just vibes from their butts!
sportarobbie by dearph December 7, 2016